Emos
Circle I Limbo

Scientologists
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

George Bush
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Creationists
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Bill Clinton
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Geeks
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Goths
Circle VII Burning Sands

Republicans
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

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